What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 12:53
Octopussy
-”Ah so!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
How come Jesus died on Friday and rose on Sunday? That's not 3 days and three nights.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-All the bad guys are black.
Live and Let Die
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Do snipers lay on top of tank turrets during combat?
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
A View to a Kill
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.